Funny New Year Resolutions
written by Sandy - December 31st, 2010 at 9:30 am
A message from Sandy. New Year is the time when people make resolutions and try to stick to them for the rest of the year. However, a lot of people find it difficult to maintain the resolutions. This funny practice has given birth to a lot of humorous New Year’s resolutions:
- Start buying lotto tickets at a luckier store
- Remember to brush teeth with the bristly end of the toothbrush
- Don’t eat medicine just because it looks like candy
- Learn what the word “resolution” means
- Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump
- I will not bore my boss with the same excuses for being late, I will think of some new excuses
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant
- I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses
- I will resolve to work with neglected children—my own!
- I will read the manual–just as soon as I find it.
- I will think of another password other than “password”
- I will not tell the same story at every get together
- Read fewer books. A little learning is a dangerous thing–too much of it can really mess with your head
- Just for today, I will not sit in the living room in my pajamas, instead I will move the computer to the bedroom
- I will always check for trailing toilet paper when leaving the restroom
Please share your own resolutions for the New Year.
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